When I encourage my friends to eat vegetables

whatshouldfitbitchescallme:

that gif does describes me so perfectly HAHA whops 

What you say:	I'm economically conservative and socially liberal
What I hear:	Poor people can starve for all I care so long as I have weed.

(via teenagerposts)

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heyfunniest:

i am so fucking done with this text book.

(Source: johneggsandbacon)

andrewbreitel:

do u ever just look in the mirror and cry bc ur so perfect or is it just me

(via bradfrd)

Police:	where do you live?
Me:	with my parents
Police:	where do your parents live?
Me:	with me
Police:	where do you all live?
Me:	together
Police:	where is your house?
Me:	next to my neighbors house
Police:	where do your neighbors live?
Me:	if i tell you, you wont believe me
Police:	tell me
Me:	next to my house

tragicalhistorytour:

when adults are like “wOW YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS YOU MUST HAVE A MILLION BOYS CHASING AFTER YOU OH MY GRACIOUS ME  YOU’RE SO GROWN UP HOW ARE YOU NOT TAKEN YET HAHAHA”

(via hardcore)

And vaginas everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief.

(Source: socialismandrum, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

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you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

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